Paranoia: Perfectly Safe Gear

TROUBLESHOOTERS! Your trusty laser pistol is not the only piece of equipment youll need to fight terrorists and survive. (Well, mostly survive. ) Thats why you need this Perfectly Safe Gear! Just remember that you are responsible for the care of all assigned equipment. XP Point charges may apply for wear-and-tear, theft, loss, improper use, improper handling, improper storing or destruction. (Grenades are exempt from only two of those. ) Grab your equipment and get shooting trouble already!

Please note: This product may be eligible for a free online copy via Bits and Mortar. To claim your free online copy where eligible, please contact our customer service team after placing your order.