The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchausen

Welcome, dear reader, to yet another place where I, the Baron Munchausen, have managed to secret away a few more paragraphs about my game where my dastardly editor cannot find them. I must be brief, but the pen of the Munchausens is as swift as the arrows fired upon me by the Dragon-hunters of northern Greenland. (They mistook me upon my flying carpet for some new breed of dragon. Truly, they are a useless people.).